NINE WORDS WOMEN USE: 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. " Five minutes " is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minuts to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means " something ", and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1 above). 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's " okay " means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say " you're welcome " . 8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying <>F@!* YOU! 9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.