Loote!

My buddy ole pal!! How's it going?

Pre-marriage honey moon? Man, now what have I done to deserve this character assassination from you, my langautiya jigree? Ram, ram, not in a million years! Don't you know it is against every tenant of Hindu law and culture to do commit such an egregious and immoral act! (or for that matter most other religious cultures too) he he he. So banish such wicked thoughts from your mind forever!

Brig Ma'am - So what did TL treat you to?