Do Priests tell lies? A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask for a favor ?" "Of course you may. What can I do for you?" said the Priest. The Woman: ..."Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid that they'll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" The Priest: ..."I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." The Woman: ..."With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?" The Priest: ..."From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" The Priest: ..."I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the Officer said, "God bless you, Father, go ahead. Is the priest telling a lie? Judge this yourself.