Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man. But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented? To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section. An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. You name pls. " abdul aziz " sex? " six times a week!! " No, no, I mean male or female! “Doesn’t matters, sometimes even camel!!! " Teacher: what do you want to become? li'l Johnny: doctor !! Teacher: why? lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it woman complaining to dentist it ' s so painful, I ' d rather have a baby than have a tooth removed. Dentist make up your mind soon, I ' ll adjust the chair accordingly. Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. The engraver shortened it to “RETURNED UNOPENED "