Michael Polensek kicks ass. That is what leaders are supposed to do. I would go as far as saying that he will be a good general in my army. I am offering him a job. Dear Michael Polensek, After reading about your letter I have decided that my army needs a general like you. Who loves to kick ass. I am offering you a salary of around 5,00,000 a year. Consider the fun you will be having. You can kick asses anytime you want. You can visit any jail anytime you want and kick anybody's ass. You will have a 2 week vacation where you will be served with asses to kick from morning to night. Heck you can even kick bitches,kids,old peoples,handicaps,Nepali singers, drug dealers, Bill O'riley 's ass anytime you want. I hope you decide to take this offer. Regards, King of Sajha