Since most of the oneliners are pickup lines, I compiled the worst ones: How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized? What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway You know, if I were you I'd have sex with me Are you in Karate cause that ass is KIckin he word of the week is "legs", so lets go to my pad and spread the word girl you must have a lot of parking tickets, cause you got FINE written all over you! Hi... I've got you on my TO DO list- for the next week...ready to get started? My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. If your left leg is Thanksgiving and yoour right leg is Christmas can I visit you between the holidays?