I found some more to cheer you all up. Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si? Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich. Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai. Mayawati came to Lalu’s house Mayawati came to Lalu’s house with a goat… Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho Maya : Dikhta nahi, goatwa hai. Lalu : Hum goatwa se hi puch raha hu!!! Santa’s chicken farm Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. “Where are you going wrong,” said dealer. “I think I know where I’m going wrong,” said Santa, “I think I’m planting them too deep.” Signed all the cheques Sardarji lost his cheque book. He approached bank manager and informed manager regarding it. Manager : You should have taken care as any one can sign your cheque on ur behalf and empty your deposits. Sardarji : How can others sign? I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques . Sardarji committing suicide Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho? Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun! Circuit & Mamu CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? MAMU : Nehin. CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega. Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey? Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola: “Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?” Doosra Aadmi bola:“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai” A Sardarji went to toilet ten times A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour. Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?” Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi! Sardar in kitchen Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes : Why are you doing this? Sardar replies : Doctor told to check sugar level regularly. Loseweight??? The doctor told a dumb blonde that if she ran 8 km. a day for 300 days, she would lose 34 kgs. At the end of 300 days, the blonde called the doctor to report she had lost the weight, but she had a problem. “What’s the problem?” asked the doctor. “I’m 2400 km. from home.” Replies the blonde How do you fit 30 marwadis in a Maruti 800 ? How do you fit 30 marwadis in a Maruti 800 ? Throw a 100 rupee note inside Dastak Santa and Banta went to see 9-12 PM show. But they came back at 10 PM. Why? Because the movie’s name was “Dastak” (Das-tak in Hindi means uptill 10 O’ clock). 1 Sardar ko susu karte dekh kar ladhki dosre raste jane lagi, Sardar bola, Dar na kudiye, jis se tum dar rahi ho usey maine pakad k rakha hai. ***************** Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta. ***************** A Sardar was driving car zigzag & rashly. Traffic cop caught him. Sardar: Sir I am learnng drivng Cop: Without instructor? Sardar: Ye correspondance course hai..! ***************** Shahrukh Khan In KBC Ask A Question For 10 lac 2 Sardar Jee: What Is The Colour Of Your Wife’s Underwear? Option 1 : White Option 2 : Grey Option 3 : Black Option 4 : Blue Sardar Jee : Can I Phone A Friend??? ***************** Once a Sardarji was going to his office. On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt. Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed” ari sala, aaj to choice hai”!!!!!! ***************** MUNNA BHAI-E circut bapu bole to gandhi ji kapre kyoin nahi pehnte the? CIRCUT- bhai bole to bapu bhi us time ke salman khan the!! ***************** Sardar got an invitation to a party which said “Red Tie Only” When he went to party, He was surpeised to find that others were wearing pants and shirts also Waiter: sir,pizza ka 4 pieces karu ya 8 piecess? Sardar: 4 hi kar de yaar,8 mujhse khaya nehi jayega...!!! ***************** Sardar & Sardarni in Bus:Sardarni: Sunoji, peechey wala merey blouse main haath dal raha hai.Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar, osey kya pata ke Batwa merey pas hai. ***************** Sardar chases two babes in a Bar. Someone tells him they are lesbians. Not bothering he goes on and buys them a drink and starts a conversation by asking. So how is the weather in Lesbia? ***************** Sadarji was engaged with a girl and he soon realized that the girl is virgin, so he broke the engagement. People asked why he did this and sardar replied “ jo kissi ki na ho saki woh meri kia ho gi?” Time to laugh now, hope you enjoyed it.