I'm pretty sure you must have heard some of 'em but it worths to laugh for the same thing again. Enjoy the jokes. Sardar wins a lottery Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.! Sardar and romantic date On a ROMANTIC date sardar's girl friend asks him, "Darling on our engagement will you give me a ring?" Sardarji replies: Ya sure, what's your phone numner..... Sardar divorce A Sardar and his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR Sardar writing to his son Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast. Flash news: sardars & plane crash Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.. Sardar on Manmohan singh A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM'' Note: Manmohan Singh is the Prime Minister (PM) of INDIA Sardarji Urine Test Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked, "Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid?" First one replied, "No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my urine test." Sardar is relaxing One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me ! Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same question, Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?". The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said "Idiot, they are all searching for you and you are sitting here" An interview for the post of electrical engg. once a sardar ji went for an interview for the post of electrical engg. desk: so you are coming for this post. sardar ji: yes sir. desk: so tell me how does an electrical motor runs? sardarji: o ji its very simple. TORRRRRRRRRRR.......... Sardar's mobile bill Sardar: Can I know my mobile bill, please? Call centre girl: Sir,just dial *123# to know your current bill status. Sardar: (He got angry and..)You stupid... Call centre girl:Sir,I'm sorry, anything wrong? Sardar: I'm not asking my current (electricity) bill.I'm asking my mobile bill.. Don't be a fool. Be wise like me. Call centre girl: ???!!! Santa reading a graffiti Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is an ass.) Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back, "Likhne waala gadha." (One who wrote it is an ass). GOD Santa Santa : People consider me as a "GOD" Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again.. Santa Singh giving interview Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions. Following is the transcript : O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites S : Yes Sir. Officer started asking questions O : Above S : Below O : Front S : Back O : Left S : Right O : Male S : Female O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi) S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi) O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it) S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our Sardar also spells it) O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts) S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y...... Our Sardar also shouts) Officer is now angry. O : Get out S : Come in. O : Quiet please. S : Talk please. O : You are rejected. S : I am selected ....... ....... and This is how Santa Singh got his job. Hope you enjoyed it!