No Sex Please We're Brummies A new sex survey of over 20,000 Brits revealed this week that over 60% regularly sleep with their partners out of obligation rather than desire, with high earners and highly educated people the most likely to please their lovers rather than themselves. The survey for dating portal makefriendsonline.com said redheads are the most likely hair colour to sleep with someone out of obligation, however, 'obligation is least effective in Wolverhampton," the survey said, "Where 66% of people will say no if they're not in the mood." The survey's findings make grim reading for Midlanders who this week were also forced to deal with the ignominy of learning that organisers of this year's Miss Great Britain beauty pageant selected a Birmingham contestant from Stoke-On-Trent after failing to find any girls pretty enough from England's second city. "We were desperately looking for a Miss GB entrant from Birmingham," a Miss GB spokesperson told the BBC, "but in truth, there was no-one suitable who entered." 18 year old Stoke student Sophie Wilson represented the city, on the grounds that an ex boyfriend once lived there. In more sex-related news, Serbia's top plastic surgeon Srecko Djordjevic revealed that scores of local farmers have been funding penis extension operations by trading cows, with the price on an operation- £400- matching the worth of a cow. "The size of a man's member seems to play a big role in our society," Dr Djordjevic told local press agency Sina, "Some of them want to add 10 centimetres but that is just not possible - at least not for just one cow," he added. (Ananova).