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Classic Moments of Nautankiland
Posted on 02-19-07 11:07
AM Reply
Juggy::O
Nautanki re..:O
Khoi mero heroni..:P
Soltini bolaunu chandai..:@
*****Commercial break*****
Ma, mero Jack Daniels ra Mero sunyata!!!..:(
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Military banna mann chhaina ke re malai!!
Brogadier k k ho kunni bhanchhan!!
Banduk bhanechhi aafno mann ma dhyangro thokna thalchha..
Ma ta sojho manchhe sojhai thik chhu!!..:P
Juggy again:Posted
on 02-26-07 4:28 PM Reply
Ok here is some of symptoms to see if u are really sajhaholic!!
Originally from the sajhaholics group @ facebook!
You are really a Sajhaholic If :
1. Your day starts with you typing Sajha.com in your browser
even before you wash your face!!
2. You refresh particular thread for 1000 time just for response in that thread.
3. You are e-motionally attached to that website,
no matter what you have to at least see it for once a day.
4. Your 20 post limit is always over the limit.
5. You tend to seek help from sajha.com.
6. Sajha.com is where u spend your sleep time.
7. You have known unknown friends in sajha.
8. You tend to visit sajha.com before, during and after your lunch breaks.
9. You don't care if you are fired while browsing sajha.com from office computer.
10. Your deadline are always beating you because you spend too much time in
sajha.
11. If you are not posting in sajha you are certainly playing Trivia or chatting
at Nepal.
12. You say you won't visit Sajha.com again, but you forget that after 5
seconds.
13. You want to rent a room at sajha.com and have a party in that room because
sajha.com makes you happy.
14.You have huge crush on sajha members even before u have met him/her let alone
seen him/her!!
15. Seeing --एतातिर
हेर्नुस्! (Click here to
continue)-- makes you want to kick your computer right there.
Have a good day ya all!
me back to my bedlam..:)
Captain Haddock:
Posted on 02-27-07 4:15
PM Reply
ource:
- The Nautanki Chronicle:
Nautanki Brigadier arrives in Boston
By a Staff Reporter
Boston, Feb 30th: Brigadier General SNDY of the Nautanki Brigade arrived in
Boston this afternoon amidst much pomp and ceremony. She was greeted at Logan
Airport by Capt Haddock, the self-appointed commander of the Nautanki Army's
Eastern Command. On the occasion, half-a-dozen F-16's from the Otis Air Force
base in Cape Cod performed a fly-past for the guest of honor. The Brigadier also
inspected a Nautanki Army guard of honor. The national anthems of the East and
West coasts were played by the Nautanki marching band.
Her motorcade was then escorted by several state police escorts to the Four
Seasons hotel
where she will be staying for part of the visit. The streets were lined with
school children waiving Nautanki flags and chanting "Brigadier Maa'm,
Brigadier Maa'm". She will be attending a luncheon tomorrow hosted
by Lemony Limca, the citrus baroness, whose citrus estates cover large swaths of
land from Florida to Alaska.
Editors Note: The Nautanki Chronicle will be be following the visit closely
and we will publish updates as they become available
Juggy yet again: Posted
on 02-27-07 6:02 PM Reply
By Staff Reporter.
Boston, Feb 30th: The die hard fans of Aishwarya Rai created a havoc outside the
Four Seasons hotel demanding apology from Brigadier SNDY. The Mobster started
gathering as soon as Brigadier SNDY reached the hotel and started burning tires
and started breaking side bars and telephone
cabinets. The leader of Die Hard Aishwarya Rai Fan Association(DHARFA) gave 24
hours ultimatum to Brigadier SNDY to submit a written apology of derogatory
remarks she has made on Bollywood super star. On yesterday interview with
Sajha.com online magazine Brigadier SNDY was quoted saying:
About Aishwarya Rai, we are on a same boat here..Hate is a strong word,
but I too don't like her at all..I don't know why everyone is after
her..exactly..She is such a fake!! Have u seen her when she's around Amitabh and
Abhishek ?? Uff, sarai nakkal parcha..which is so annoying..
Anyway, I used to like Abhishek earlier, but not anymore..he doesn't know real
from fake !!
The Police have to create a security cordon around the Four seasons hotel to
stop mob from entering the hotel. The police also arrested some of fans defying
the order to remain outside the security circle. There are unclear reports of
several clashes between police and mobster. No one is reported injured.
Editors Note: The Nautanki Chronicle will be be following the visit closely
and we will publish updates as they become available
Source: - The Nautanki Chronicle: www.news.nautankichronicles.com/#americas/6402721.stm
Hello all sajhaholics!!
Have a good day ya all!!...:D
Juggy again:
Posted on
02-28-07 11:49 AM Reply
By a staff reporter.
Boston, Feb 31st: In the recent development of stories, it has been reported
that there had been discussion between Capitaine Archibald Haddock, the eastern
bay commander of Nautanki brigade and Brigadier SNDY. Captain Haddock has been
said to deny the appointment of the press secretary citing his busy schedules
with crisis happening in China. With the denial from Captain and increasing
protests from DHARFA, SNDY is facing more pressure now.
It is also reported that DHARFA is organisisng a day Boston closure against the
visit of Brigadier SNDY. DHARFA is also planning to file a case in the court
demanding compensation of 10 million US$ in the supreme court soon. They have
claimed that such derogatory remarks from responsible person has downgraded
their superstars status, thus the written apology must be submitted or the case
be faced. The president of DHARFA is in Mumbai, the bollywood capital, to
discuss the technical terms with bollywood superstar Aishwarya Rai.
The more of the news is following and will be updated soon.
Source: - The Nautanki Chronicle: www.news.nautankichronicles.com/#americas/6402737.stm
Dear Sajhaholics,
Have a good day ya all!!
Captain Haddock:
Posted on 02-28-07 2:40 PM Reply
ource:
NautankiChronicle.com
Nautanki Brigadier lunches in Nantucket
By a Staff Reporter
Boston, Feb 31th: During the second day of her visit to Boston, the decorated
5-star Brigadier General SNDY and her husband proceeded to a luncheon hosted
by citrus baroness Lemony Limca at her posh Natucket sea-side mansion. The
Brigadier and her husband traveled on board Archibald Haddock's private plane
"Caramba" to Nantucket Airport. Also present was Nautanki land's own
Martha Stewart, Flip Flop, who had come up especially for the occasion from her
vacation ranch in the sun
belt.
They were joined at lunch by popular celebrities Juggy Jones and Hai Nan U. The
Chronicle was unable to obtain the rest of the guest list. As the Nautanki
entourage passed through the quiet and elegant streets of Nantaucket, people
were seen peeking out of their windows
to catch a glimpse of the visitors. Flags of Nautankiland were hanging off
lampposts along the main thoroughfares of the town.
In other developments, a group of people protesting the Brigadiers recent
comments about a Bollywood actress returned home disappointed after their
protest permits expired and were asked to leave the scene by the Boston police.
The Brigadier and the rest of the Nautanki Security Council were unfazed by the
protests.
"Such things are part of life in a democracy" Council spokesman
Haddock told the Chronicle."The council respects their right to have their
voices heard and hopes they will discontinue their protests at the earliest and
sit for dialogue. We are, after all, part of the same happy Nautanki
family" he added.
Right-wing talk show hosts
Rush Limbaugh and Laura Ingram condemned the protests as "Un-American"
and "against the troops". They accused Senator Hillary Clinton's
campaign of secretly supporting the protesters and demanded the Senator
immediately apologize to the troops.
When pressed by the Chronicle on whether he had been offered the post of
Brigadier SNDY's press secretary, Captain Haddock replied in the affirmative and
said he was considering the offer. He described as baseless and malicious
reports floating on the internet that he had turned down the offer.
(With inputs from AP and the Boston Globe)
Editor's note: The Chronicle and it's affiliates will provide more
information on the luncheon and the rest of the Brigadier's itinerary as it
becomes available