Monday, June 18th 2007 Today, I got up looked at the sun and just began singing...I had never done that before in my entire life...the sunrise looked so beautiful and I felt inspired enough to break out into the song "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine...you make me happy when the skies are gray..."...Anyways, my life is going great right now...I bought a new shirt today at JCPenney...The clerk was kind of cute, I felt throughout the time she was ringing me up at the register that she was sneaking peeks at my butt...I felt obliged to give her the grandiose view so I purposely dropped the pen I was holding and said innocently "oops..clumsy me"...As I bent over to pick up the pen I looked back and could see her eyes fixated on my wondrous asscheeks....so as I turned back around our eyes met and I said to her "I guess you got more than you bargained for"....she thanked me for the peep show and I was back on my way...as I was going home I thought "Girls simply cant get enough of the bikasmeister"....anyways, just about an hour ago a friend of mine calls and is irate and says that this one girl who he has always liked but never got the nerve to ask out...well, apparently she is in love with me...anyways, so my friend is yelling at me incessantly and then I said to him "Robert, chill....I cant help it if Im a babe magnet"...anyways, why am I so damn hot....I am tired of being so irresistable to women... Bikas "hot stuff" Jyu