This is song might offend you some And if you think it does it's because you're dumb That's the way it is where I come from And if you think that too, let me see your thumb Show me your thumb that you're really dumb Hey now, better make a decision Be a moron and keep your position You gotta know now all your education Or else let me know how you're gonna Wind up working in a gas station Pumping the gas every night