^Thank you for your response...Unfortunately, I do not strive for creativity on a messageboard...I just am here to inform you of the shortcomings of your pathetic nation and your smelly countrymen...Anyways, dont try to argue with me that football is a more appropriate name for soccer than feetball...Hey moron, did you even think that you are going to be using your right and left foot at various junctures in the soccer game...Where did I say that both the left and the right simultaneously make contact with the ball??...Are you a dumbass or just illiterate?? Thank you for your psychiatrist and medication suggestion..I will strongly look into that...I have a suggestion for you too, you lil biatch...Take your keyboard and smash it over your head until you suffer a concussion...

 

P.S. No offense taken...now shut your piehole.