----------------------------------------------------------------- A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight" ------------------------------------------------------------------- Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking for a novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing, he bought the ticket and didn't travel. ------------------------------------------------------------------- A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****). The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258." ------------------------------------------------------------------ What is the height of stupidity? * 2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat ------------------------------------------------------------------ *Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools,one of which is always empty? It's for the people who can't swim! ------------------------------------------------------------------ Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar? Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course! ------------------------------------------------------------------ What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well? A deep thinker. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?' 'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant. 'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!' ------------------------------------------------------------------ Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him. Ek 'Punjab Mail' dena.' demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket. 'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man asked and was handed a ticket. Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!' 'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk. 'It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Help.... The Titanic is going to be drowned....Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God... Just then an Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship. Italian : How far is land, from here ? Sardarji : Two miles. Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. The Italian dives into the sea and comes back later to ask something again. Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ? Sardarji : Downwards...... ------------------------------------------------------------------ Sardar as the Railway Driver One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified. On the next Railway station the driver was caught : He was found to be a Sardar . He was questioned . He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc . Then authorities questioned : Sardarji are you mad! just to save life of one person you put life of so many passengers under danger.You should have overran that person . Sardar said : Exactly, that is what i also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close.............