To, Brigadier SNDY, West coast Brigade, Nautankiland. Subject: Romantometer requires more tests and more Fundings. Dear ma'am, As per your order our Gen. Thapap has devised a Romantometer. It resembles spectrometer, except for it is audio sensitive unlike light sensitive spectrometer. It upon hit by sound waves deflects the needle and calculates romanticism of a person. Gen. Thapap has calibrated its deflection into three major sections. they are Nepflection, CHflection, and Camoflection, respectively. Deflection within Nepflection shows person is non romantic. CHflection is the threshold range of romanticism, where as, range within Camoflection tells person is very romantic. According to Gen. Thapap, romanticism is measured in TPU (Thapa P unit) Ma'am, i would also like to thank you through this letter for your concern over non romantic person like myself and Gen. CH. i know you ordered Gen. Thapap to come up with this cool device so that we (myself and CH) can be more romantic like other Nautankies in the future. And i thank you again for your concern! Romantometer was ready on Friday last week. all we were required was to test it's effectiveness. For that we had to come up with person (subject) to apply this device for test purpose. We thought it was ok to perform the test on Flipty's friend (subject) since she was having a romantic dinner that night. we went at Flipty's place and waited for our subject. Flipty was getting ready. (Nails was helping her). Lemony was busy at finding Flipty's best song- "ko ho tyo jasle malai?" to ensure romantic mood on Flipty. Finally lemony found the disc and played the music. a car pulled in Flipty's yard. that was our subject. he had "kakatte kaiyo" going on in his car. Thapa sir and i were very happy to see our subject with what we thought was very romantic music. "what do i know?" said thapap sir. and i nodded him to show my affirmation at him. They were ready to go out, but Flipty said she did not want to go, all of a sudden. Girls gathered and whispered at each other. all we heard was "chhi mori k hunchha ta?" As per thapap sir's order i hooked a piece of metal, which i assumed was a microphone. As soon as i hooked that piece of metal at subject's T-Shirt, Romantometer at thapap sir's hand beeped once indicating subject has already shown CHflection. it was working properly we thought. Romantometer was showing unusual deflection while they were in the car. we followed them to the restaurant. at the parking lot subject came off the car and headed to open the door for Flipty. Deflection there was at higher Camoflection and stayed there till he opened the door till he was knocked down by Flipty's flying round kick. subject was on the ground and romantometer showed nepflection. the way Flipty's kick landed on subject's head was the confirmation that she was not practicing self defense karate lesson that she learned in high school. So, Brig ma'am i request you to provide us about 100 helmets so that we can conduct our test without a fear of hurting any more subjects we chose. In Jest!