> A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. > They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom > was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made > them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few > words on how marital sex felt. > The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The > card said nothing but:one word > "Nescafe"! > Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the > Nescafe jar. > > It said: "Good till the last drop". > Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. > > > The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, > and the card read: 2 words "Rothmans Cigarettes" > Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read > from the pack: "Extra Long. > King Size" > She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter. > The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. > Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still > nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. > Written on it with shaky handwriting were the 3 words "South African > Airways" > Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages > fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA. > > The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways." > Mom fainted !!!!