Sardar wins a lottery Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.! ------------------------------------------------ Sardar proposed a girl Sardar proposed a Girl Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you' Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR. ---------------------------------------------------- Sardar divorce A Sardar and his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR -*------------------------------------------ Sardar on Manmohan singh A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''