Posted by: brain_at_work May 2, 2007
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In this day and age, we often forget that not everyone grew up with technology, so here to help bridge the gap, I present "Technology
for Country Folk"
Now I wish I could take credit for coming up with this, but it came to me on one of those infamous email joke lists that we all circulate, and the original author was not identified. However, I recently received an email indicating that this is from The Backwoods Guide to Computer Lingo by Dave Nilsen. I've also received an email indicating that the illustrations were created by Dennis Cox at DJArt & Design (www.djart.com).
Now I wish I could take credit for coming up with this, but it came to me on one of those infamous email joke lists that we all circulate, and the original author was not identified. However, I recently received an email indicating that this is from The Backwoods Guide to Computer Lingo by Dave Nilsen. I've also received an email indicating that the illustrations were created by Dennis Cox at DJArt & Design (www.djart.com).
LOG
ON: Making a wood stove hot |
LOG
OFF: Too much wood on fire |
MONITOR: Keep'n an eye on the wood stove |
DOWN
LOAD: Gitten the farwood off'n the truck |
MEGA
HERTZ:
|
FLOPPY
DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood |
RAM: That thar thang what splits the farwood |
HARD
DRIVE: Gitten home in the winter time |
WINDOWS: Whut to shut when its cold outside |
SCREEN: Whut to shut when its black fly season |
BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do |
CHIP: Munchies fer the TV |
MICRO
CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag |
MODEM: |
DOT
MATRIX: Ole Dan Matrix's wife |
LAP
TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps |
KEYBOARD: Whar you hang the dang truck keys |
SOFTWARE: |
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn |
MOUSE
PAD:
|
MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof |
PORT: Fancy flatlander wine |
ENTER: |
CLICK: Whut you hear when you cock yer gun |
DOUBLE
CLICK: When you cock the double barrel |
REBOOT: Whut you have to do right before bedtime when you have to go to the outhouse |