Posted by: ktmdude May 2, 2007
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Way too Drunk to be driving home...
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender to give him a shot of
tequilla. The man downs the first one, slams the glass on the bar and
immediately asks for another. The bartender gives him another shot. The
man downs the second one and slams the glass on the bar again. He
repeatidly asks for shots of tequilla until the bartender refuses him to
give him anymore.
Disgustidly the man exits the bar cussing and yelling at the bartender
making a complete fool of himself. About two minutes later the drunk
comes running back in the bar in panic. He urgently asks the bartender
to hand him the phone.
The drunk takes the phone and dials 911. When the police answer the
phone the man says, "Somebody has broken into my car.
They took my steering wheel, my accelerator and brake pedal, and even my
dashboard."
The police reply that they will be down in a few minutes. The man walks
out of the bar again, then returns a couple of minutes later. He picks
up the phone and dials 911 again. When the police answers the phone the
man says, "I just called about a car that had been broken into. Never
mind I mistakenly got in the back seat."