LOL!! Hey, I've learnt to make some good biryani. I can forward you the recipe if you want :P. Psst, a small tip: the key lies in cooking the chicken right (duh! :P). I make it like I am making regular curry - regular masala with thick gravy - and then add cooked rice and biryani masala towards the end. Aiight, that's as far as I can go being Sanjeev Kapoor (of Khana Khazana fame) ... and who am I trying to teach you? ! :P You must be an expert cook yourself, no? :D :)