Posted by: nepasider April 18, 2007
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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They
were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move
apart and then slide back together again. The boy
asked, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life,
I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with
amazement, a rather heavy, not too attractive, older
lady walked up to the moving walls and pressed a
button. The walls opened and the lady walked between
them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched
the small circular numbers above the walls light up
sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached
the last number and then the numbers began to light in
the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a beautiful,
young woman stepped out. The father, said quietly to
his son, "Go get your Mother
--------------------------------------------------one more for you all
A man comes up to the cashier and she notices that his
fly was open. She looks at him and says, "Your
barracks door is open."
This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on
his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done
shopping, a man came up and told him, "Your fly is
open."
He zipped up and finished his shopping, and
remembering what the cashier had told him, finally
understood. He then intentionally got in the line to
check out where the lady was that told him about his
"barracks door."
He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he
reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks
door open did you see a soldier standing in there at
attention?"
The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no I
didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on
two duffel bags.
Just for Fun, No offence