Breaking News (music plays) Nautankiland launches cruise missiles against Mogamboland Washington DC, April 06,2007 (Various Agencies) The Nautanki Navy has fired Tomahawk cruise missiles into the compound of the dictator Mogambo Bussein of Mogaboland in a show of force aimed at forcing him to release all Nautanki prisoners. The missiles were launched off the coast of Mogaboland by Nautanki attack submarines and frigates. An image obtained by Nautanki TV shows USS SNDY firing into the port city of Mokappur off the eastern shore of Mogamboland. A press conference is scheduled in an hour and we will be taking you live to the scene in about 55 minutes. Stay tuned, we will be back after this short commercial break. (Ad plays."Bob's discount furniture. Sofas $199. Bed $299. Whole store $599)