Before joining PhD think plz... Phd Sucks... P h D * Patiently hoping for a Degree * Piled higher and Deeper * Professorship? hah! Dream on! * Please hire. Desperate. * Physiologically Deficient * Pour him (or her) a Drink * Philosophically Disturbed * Probably headed for Divorce * Pathetically hopeless Dweeb * Probably heavily in Debt * Parents have Doubts * Professors had Doubts * Pheromone Deprived * Probably hard to Describe * Patiently headed Downhill... * Permanent head Damage * Pulsating heaving Disaster? * Pretty homely Dork * Potential heavy Drinker * Professional hamburger Dispenser * Post hole Digger * Professional hair Dresser * Progressive heart Doctor * Professional humidity Detector * Piano hauling Done * Pro at hurling Darts * Professional hugger of Dames * Private house Detective * Pizza hut Driver * Pretty heavily Depressed * Prozac handouts Desired * Pretty heavy Diploma * Pathetic homeless Dreamer * Please hold Dangerous * Permanently held Dear * Proudly half Dead * Promised hell Down-the-road * Precisely helping Deadheads * Processed here, Dammit * Probably heavenly Death