Maoists announce sweeping reforms in the education system ===================================================== Street sweeper comrade Jhaduwala proposed to use the following detergent to clean the dirt in our bourgeoise education system. (1) The universal law of dialectic materialism will replace all principles. For example, the economic law of supply and demand will be called the dialectic between buyer (oppressed) and seller (oppressor) if the seller is a private corporation. The law of gravitation must be interpreted in a similar manner. The earth represents the invincible power of all proletariats. That's why it is capable of attracting all objects towards its center. (2) The integral symbol used in calculus in a bourgeoise symbol introduced by such capitalists as Newton and Leibnitz. It must be replaced by revolutionary hammer and sickle logo to emphasize the collective integral power of communist ideology. (3) The sigma (summation) notation was originally the capital letter M (as a reminder of our great leader Mao). The Greek reactionary forces tilted and made it Sigma. we want this letter to stand on its feet and not on its head or hand. Soon comrade daaduwala will announce his reforms for food technology. Keep your fist and fingers hammered and sickled! You have nothing to lose but your head.