Posted by: meera March 19, 2007
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Got off a forwarded email. All the stupid stereotying that goes on:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be ridin dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm BI so I MUST want to f**k every guy and girl i see
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I am a feminist, so I must be Lesbian.
I am a young mother, I must be a highschool drop out.
I am black, I must be on welfare.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
Im DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be smokin weed
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be a gangster.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS,so I MUST be sleeping with them.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST love to shake my ass.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick.
I'm MEXICAN so i MUST be someones pool cleaner or gardener
I DO DRUGS so I MUST not be making anything of myself
I'm SHORT so I must be a MIDGET
Add to the list, here lemme start:
I am a Nepali girl dating a White guy so I must be... oh whatever