The Perfect Man The perfect man decided that he would do the world a favor, by going out and finding the perfect woman, marry her, then produce the most perfect child that the world has ever known. He travels along the east coast, and has no luck. Heading West, he discovers a farmer, who has three gorgeous daughters. he tells the farmer of his plan, and he agrees to let him go out on a date with each daughter. After the date with daughter #1, the farmer asks him how it went. The perfect man replies..."It was a lovely evening, and not that you would ever notice....but, she's just a wee bit pigeon toed". After the date with daughter #2, the farmer asks him how it went. The perfect man replies..."It was a lovely evening, and not that you would ever notice....but, she's just a wee bit cross eyed". After the date with daughter #3, the farmer asks him how it went. The perfect man replies..."It was a lovely evening, she is absolutely the most perfect woman that I have ever met. I just have to marry her". They are married and nine months later the wife is in the hospital, delivering their child. The perfect man rushes into the nursery and discovers that he is the proud father of what has to be the ugliest kid in the world. He rushes back to the farmer telling him..."I'm the most perfect man, and your daughter is the most perfect woman, yet we have sired the ugliest child known to modern science....WHAT THE HELL WENT WRONG"? The farmer replies..."My daughter is indeed a lovely girl, and not that you would have ever noticed...but, she was just a wee bit pregnant when you met her".