Please go to Nepal. Maobadis and SPAM warlords are recruiting more comrades. Nepali rupee 8000-16000 per month. Free fooding and housing. Also, you can have all round entertainment of throwing stones, burning tyres, beating others, shouting slogans and of course the icing on the cake is building New Nepal by destroying and killing every old aspect of Nepal. Wait wait. Not only that - If you burn more and shout more (a la (like) Gagan Thapa) you can even become the representative of Nepali society. And if you die in doing in all, well in that case, your family can reap the booty. They will get 2.5 million rupees for your death. You will be declared a Matyr who gave his life for New Nepal and also for burning so many things. Your statue will be there in place of (ultimate opressor of Nepali people) Prithvi Narayan Shah. What else can you ask for? Easy work and good pay!