Hey el stupido, you're taking things way too literally, huh? Don't know which far flung outta state community college you went to, but I went NYU for my undergrad (one of the nations top ranked party schools). After partying hard on campus for 2 years, I moved outta campus to reconfigure my objectives...And either believe me or not when I tell you this, I did not work at all for my first 2 years (not that I'm bragging about it, but back then my parents thought that it would interfere with my studies)!! As for GPA, don't even go there...let me tell you wiseguy, I work for a major investment bank and I hope you realize that its hard to break into this field even with a top tier cum laude degree...there thats it...given you a brief 411 on me!! I guess a lotta people in NY from sajha know me now (tried to keep my anonymity alive but there has to come about some wise-crack who turns out to be the party-pooper!!)... Now, why don't you tell me what your GPA was and how smart you are as I am after all still stupid, right? Also, did YOU attend the beer games? You say most of the students, but did YOU?? If so, in retrospect, haven't you considered most of what you did during the drunken episodes STUPID?? Don't dare lie and tell me it was enlightening!