Ah, guys are too smart now, you all read my mind and posted here i have a plan too, very similiar except Its free of charge New york to KTM via indian railways yes free....like alakatra its more like a competetion rules 1, you gotta swim across the Hudson river five in the morning this weekend( you come out alive, you are the man, you come out dead, no problem, hell's door is always open for you). 2,Because of bad weather in New York, lots of flights have been cancelled and most of pilots have gone to their holes, busy screwing their blondes and brunettes may b rentals too, so we had to hire a different pilot and different airline, Mr. Balkar Singh drives a cab in New York city 18 hours a day and he is off this Sunday, he will be operating our rented Pakistan Airlines, you all will be provided economy class ticket and contuinuing your habit,you will be seated like bheda bhakra,(clean words, hold the walls and poles, no seats, seats for other passengers who paid money). following muslim tradition, during take off and landing, you will be part of "allah hu akbar"singing competetion. Remember folks, its all about winning , in case if you lose, plane's doors always open for you. Dont worry, you wont die just because someone threw you out of the plane, you may just land in some different country and start working there, always a plus. Customer satisfaction is our priority. oh yea, since Mr. Balkar is very skilled driver, he may take sharp left and right turns and even brake abruptly sometimes.He thinks there is no major difference betweeen planes and taxis, they both have brakes and wheels. That means its a plus too, you never know you may land in Japan too. our tour company is shortstaffed temporarly. I wont be able to send any agent on that plane , so pls keep on reminding Mr. Balkar the direction. These Pajis are crazy, always after MERA PUNJAB MAHAN...BLAH ...BLAH...BLH... one possibility is you may end up in Jalandhar at pajis house, eating muli paratha 3, most diffcult part, if you make it to KTM, dont forget to call your minister uncle or officer uncle, since you all have habit of not paying custom duty, yours truely uncle and ministers may come handy, you b rich and let the country be poor. Enough said, its open this saturday. directions come to Times Square, and enjoy free chia pan with bhatmas and chiura PLEASE no pollition inside the plane, REMEMBER DOORS ARE ALWAYS OPEN< DO YOU WANT TO GO DOWN? anyways good luck to you all