Source: NautankiChronicle.com Nautanki Brigadier lunches in Nantucket By a Staff Reporter Boston, Feb 31th: During the second day of her visit to Boston, the decorated 5-star Brigadier General SNDY and her husband proceeded to a luncheon hosted by citrus baroness Lemony Limca at her posh Natucket sea-side mansion. The Brigadier and her husband traveled on board Archibald Haddock's private plane "Caramba" to Nantucket Airport. Also present was Nautanki land's own Martha Stewart, Flip Flop, who had come up especially for the occasion from her vacation ranch in the sun belt. They were joined at lunch by popular celebrities Juggy Jones and Hai Nan U. The Chronicle was unable to obtain the rest of the guest list. As the Nautanki entourage passed through the quiet and elegant streets of Nantaucket, people were seen peeking out of their windows to catch a glimpse of the visitors. Flags of Nautankiland were hanging off lampposts along the main thoroughfares of the town. In other developments, a group of people protesting the Brigadiers recent comments about a Bollywood actress returned home disappointed after their protest permits expired and were asked to leave the scene by the Boston police. The Brigadier and the rest of the Nautanki Security Council were unfazed by the protests. "Such things are part of life in a democracy" Council spokesman Haddock told the Chronicle."The council respects their right to have their voices heard and hopes they will discontinue their protests at the earliest and sit for dialogue. We are, after all, part of the same happy Nautanki family" he added. Right-wing talk show hosts Rush Limbaugh and Laura Ingram condemned the protests as "Un-American" and "against the troops". They accused Senator Hillary Clinton's campaign of secretly supporting the protesters and demanded the Senator immediately apologize to the troops. When pressed by the Chronicle on whether he had been offered the post of Brigadier SNDY's press secretary, Captain Haddock replied in the affirmative and said he was considering the offer. He described as baseless and malicious reports floating on the internet that he had turned down the offer. (With inputs from AP and the Boston Globe) Editor's note: The Chronicle and it's affiliates will provide more information on the luncheon and the rest of the Brigadier's itinerary as it becomes available