Hypnosis Links (Definitely dodgy for some workplaces, check at your own risk, NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!): - http://www.warpmymind.com (hypnosis mp3 files: includes Crotch addict: 'this curse file makes you totally addicted to men's crotches. You stare at them when you walk down the street and when you talk to them . . .') - http://www.wanttoknow.info/mindcontrol10pg (The secrets of mind control: 'The evidence in hand suggests that the technology to produce 'voices in the head' does exist. The Department of Defense has already acquired the technology to alter consciousness through various projects and programs . . .') - http://sickflash.com/hypnotize.html ('how to hypnotise a man' - http://www.mind-course.com/subliminal.html ('Human beings sense, perceive and react to a lot of consciously undetected stimuli. Ultrasonics, infrasonics, radar, microwaves and various forms of radiation can produce bodily reactions without conscious awareness, so obviously there are various levels of awareness within human beings . . .') - http://jeffmilner.com/backmasking.htm (Stairway To Heaven, Another One Bites the Dust MP3s etc backwards) Metrosexual Man Invents Sporno Lifestyle marketing guru Mark Simpson, who infamously coined the phrase metrosexual, has invented a new buzzword 'sporno' to describe the increasingly gay porn style poses adopted in pictures by sportsmen including David Beckham and the Italian national soccer team. "In Europe and Australia, sport is the new gay porn," he declared in a feature published in Out magazine in July (and reprinted in the New York Times this week) and predicted that his new buzzword will soon supersede metrosexual. "It's no longer enough for the male body to be presented to us as desirable, or desiring to be desired, as it was in the early days of metrosexuality. This doesn't proffer an intense enough image," he suggested. "It's not shocking or arousing enough any more. In fact, it's just too . . . normal. Now the male body has to promise us an (immaculately groomed, waxed and pumped) gang-bang in the showers." The hugely influential writer cited Italy's decision to pose semi-naked and oiled in their changing room for Dolce & Gabbana before the World Cup as a prime 'homo-provocative' 'sporno' shot and claimed soccer stars have even stopped kissing each other after scoring 'to maintain the impression that they're only gay for pay'. The new trend is likely to alarm Bucks County Courier Times columnist JD Mullane in America, who this week launched a unilateral assault on the fast growing male cosmetics industry. "American men are buying anti-wrinkle "serum," skin "brighteners" and other exotic lotions to lift, firm and soften?" he asked, "No wonder we're losing Iraq," he moaned. - http://marksimpson.com/blog/2006/07/10/sporno-wins-the-world-cup (Italy in sporno action, might not be that safe for work) Cone Sex's Royal Prerogative Prince William's girlfriend Kate Middleton was spotted leaving a Soho sex shop this week, where she reportedly bought a fluffy Santa Claus outfit including elbow length red gloves and a new vibrator sex toy known as a Cone. "Kate's friend were all ribbing her about what she bought and they were all in hysterics," an 'onlooker' told the Daily Star. "Prince William is definitely going to be getting more than a kiss under the mistletoe at Christmas if her gets treated to all this stuff," he predicted. The Cone is a brand new 'hands-free, moderately penetrative' vibrator, adult gift set Liberator.com explain, which is designed for use on both genders. "Made of silicone, the smooth contours are sensational to rub against," say Liberator, "Lie on it, sit up against it or even use it standing up." The product could provide welcome relief for Scotsman Ross Watt, who three years ago was spared jail after he was caught having sex with a traffic cone in front of a group of 20 teenagers on an Edinburgh street. The registered sex offender had previously been on probation for beating himself in his groin as he posed in the window of his flat, and claimed his cone sex act had been a performance art display in the spirit of the Edinburgh Festival. Cone Links: http://www.conevibrator.co.uk/positions.php (Cone positions) http://www.machinehead-software.co.uk/traffic_cones/alien_cones.html (alien cone sex) http://www.ohmibod.com/overview.html ('The OhMiBod vibrator is a whole new way to enjoy your iPod® or any other music player. Everyone loves music. Everyone loves sex. OhMiBod combines music and pleasure to create the ultimate acsexsory™ to your iPod . . .') http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/dp5/flatto.htm (Sex may be hazardous to your health: '"Fainting, vomiting, involuntary urination and defecation have been noted as occurring in some young men after their first coitus... Lesions of various organs, even rupture of the spleen, have sometimes taken place . . .') - http://www.sivanandadlshq.org/download/celibacy.htm (SWAMI CHIDANANDA : 'Man is a mixture of three ingredients: first, an animal with all the physical propensities and sense urges that one shares in common with animals; second, the rational, logical human level; and third, the dormant Divinity, the sleeping God within. The whole of the spiritual life is a gradual elimination, eradication, of the animal within . . .') - http://www.ktk.ru/~cm/index.html (Antisexual stronghold: 'Sex is similar to drugs, both in physical and social effects. It places primitive instincts higher than intellect, a human being - a sentient being - turns into a primitive animal. The system of priorities suffers deformation. This leads to many nasty perversions of all kinds, including socially dangerous ones . . .') - http://similarminds.com/match (Compatibility test (includes 'I am attracted to unavailable people', I desire some level of fame in my community', 'I am either am extremely loyal to the authorities in my environment (job, school, etc.) or totally against them',) - http://20q.net (20Q.net is an experiment in artificial intelligence: 20 questions) - http://www.concentrationtest.com/for_men (Concentration test (tricky- NOT SAFE FOR WORK) ) - http://www.zefrank.com/racinggame (Racing Game, multiple levels) - http://www.freeworldgroup.com/games/ga2 (Bow & Arrow game) - http://www.brackeen.com/home/scared/index.html (3D Shooting game) -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esp0rIfJrp4&NR (Vagator party footage) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwJm_L5Bxmk (Arambol Sunrise party) -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M005KwvhvU