Do you really know Women . . . . WARNING : ALL GIRLS WILL HATE THIS, but please read till the end. 1) What is the difference between women and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. 2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces? Answer: Because they are... 3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles? Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. 4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane,which one would hit the ground first? Answer: Who cares?????..... 5) What did God say after he created woman? (This ones THE BEST) Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man 6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ? Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either. 7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business? Answers: i) no mind ii) no business 8) What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no intention of driving So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable So damning, yet so wonderful..... can't live with them.. can't live without them ..... Thats women!