Why do men like blow jobs? It's the only time they get something into a woman's head straight. A man picks up a young woman in a bar and convinces her to come back to his hotel. When they are relaxiing afterward, he asks, "Am I the first man you ever made love to?" She looks at him throughtfully for a second before replying. "You might be," she says. "Your face looks familier." Did you hear about the poll conducted during National Female Orgasm Week? Unfortunately, nine out of ten responders only pretended to celebrate.