The teacher of a first grade class gives instructions to the little boys on how to go to the bathroom. The teacher tells them the following: One - unzip your zipper Two - pull your pecker out Three - stroke the skin back Four - take a pee Five - stroke the skin forward Six - put it away and zip up the zipper So the boys go to do their thing and return a few minutes later. The teacher asks, "Where is Little Johnny?" One of the boys replies "He is still in the bathroom." The teacher goes down the hall to the boy's restroom and hears Little Johnny "Three, Five, Three, Five, Three, Five............"