A Salesman is trying to call a client. The phone rings and their little boy, named Little Johnny, in a whisper, says, "Hello." Salesman: "Is your mommy there?" Little Johnny: (whisper) "Yes." Salesman: "Can I speak with her?" Little Johnny: (whisper) "She's busy." Salesman: "Is your daddy there?" Little Johnny: (whisper) "Yes." Salesman: "Can I speak with him?" Little Johnny: (whisper) "He's busy." Salesman: "Is there anyone else there?" Little Johnny: (whisper) "The fire department." Salesman: "Can I talk to one of them?" Little Johnny: (whisper) "They're busy." Salesman: "Is there anybody ELSE there?" Little Johnny: (whisper) "The police department." Salesman: "Well, can I talk to one of THEM?" Little Johnny: (whisper) "They're busy." Salesman: "Let me get this straight: your mother, your father, the fire department AND the police department are ALL in your house, and they're ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?" Little Johnny: (whisper) "They're looking for me."