Are you freaking kidding me? You don't want to do too much work. You don't want any deadlines... and things. But You want good benefits. You want Green Card. Let me guess, you probably also want: high six figure salary, heck make that seven, stock options out your wazoo, corner office with dedicated office staff to attend to all your whims, severance package higher than Bob Nardeli's, right? While you are at it, how about: a 6 month guaranteed vacation every year, a beach front condo at Barbados, lifetime usage of corporate Gulfstream fleet, unlimited memberships in premier country clubs all around the world, all paid for Ivy League education for your kids, your relatives' kids, your neighbors' kids, your dog's kids,.... What else? Inquiring minds are eagerly wanting to know.