-> Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life. -> Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris" -> Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it. -> When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. Why did President Truman drop the first atomic bomb? Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris. -> What's harder than a diamond? Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.