Feel free to disagree :P ----------------------------- “a woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one” "women have a wonderful instinct about things. they can discover everything except the obvious" "a man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses" "when a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife" "a man's face is his autobiography. a woman's face is her work of fiction” "on one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women" “you see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy” " pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. an optimist is one who hopes they are" and this: a woman like a goose, a sharp pecking woman a woman like a pig, a sleepy-headed woman a woman like a sickle, a strong stubborn woman a woman like a goat, a woman of rushing visits a woman like a sheep, an affable friendly woman a woman like a lamb, a quiet friendly woman with due respect to the beautiful creation of god called 'women' LooTe