man went to a doctor to treat his baldness. The man didn't had a single hair on his head. The doctor told him there are three ways before you. 1. Try acupuncture...It will be painful and I can't guarantee you 100% satisfaction. 2. Try Homoeopathy...That too may not work for this 'great head'. 3. This method is the surest one...Apply female secretions on your head, definitely you will get rid of your problem." Satisfied, he was about to go and then he noticed that the doctor is also having a 'mirror head'. He asked the doc ,"why don't you try this method?" Doctor snorted, "I may not have hair on my head, but can't you see that I am having a hell of moustache...!!!