Posted by: sadbuttrue January 8, 2007
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Johnny Part VII
In a classroom of third graders, the teacher says to the kids,
"Today,
class, we will be telling stories that have a moral to them." She
explained
what a moral to a story was and asked for volunteers. Little Suzie
raises
her hand.
Suzie: " I live on a farm and we have a chicken that laid 12 eggs,
we were
excited to have 12 more chickens but only 6 of them hatched."
Teacher:
"That's a good story, now what is the moral?" Suzie: " Don't count
your
chickens before they are hatched." Teacher: "Very good Suzie,
anyone
else?"
Ralphie: "Yes teacher, I was carrying some eggs I bought for my mom
in my
bicycle basket one day and I crashed my bike and all the eggs
broke."
Teacher: "That's a nice story, what is the moral?"
Ralphie: "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."
Teacher: " Very good Ralphie, anyone else?"
Little Johnny: " Yes teacher, my Aunt Karen is in the army and when
she
was
in the Gulf War, she parachuted down with only a gun, 20 bullets, a
knife,
and a six-pack of beer. On her way down, she drank the six pack.
When she
landed, she shot 20 Iraqis and killed ten of them with her knife."
Teacher: "Very interesting, Johnny, what is the moral to your
story?"
Little Johnny: "Don't fook with Aunt Karen when she's drunk."