Posted by: sadbuttrue January 8, 2007
Login in to Rate this Post:
0
?
Johnny Part V
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds
sitting
on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None."
replied Johnny,"'cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer
is
four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."
Little
Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three
women
eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second
biting
her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is
married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the
cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her
finger.
But
I like the way you are thinking."