Johnny Part IV >>A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with >>her >>fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity >>for >>sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire >>lecture. Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks >>for >>examples of sex education from the class. One little boy raises his >>hand, >>"I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs." "Very good, William," >>cooed the >>teacher. "My mommy had a baby," said little Esther. "Oh, that's >>nice," >>replied the teacher. Little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear >>and >>trepidation, the teacher calls on him. "I was watchin' TV >>yesterday, and I >>saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of >>Indians.And they all attacked at one time. And he killed every one >>of them >>with his two guns." The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what >>does >>that have to do with sex education, Johnny?" "It'll teach those >>Indians >not >>to fook with the Lone Ranger."