Hey everyone! I hope you guys have a rocking soon to come and here to stay for a whole of 365 days New Year!! :O how boring does that sound!! re k haha. Got forwarded the following .... thought I'd share it with you guys. Enjoy! ;) SOME INTERESTING SANTA & BANTA ONES —- Santa falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.” ***** Q: Why dogs don’t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life! ***** Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long! ***** Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA” shloka ka kya arth hai? Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon. ***** Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next… Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. ***** Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? ***** Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? ***** Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I’ll take the money. ***** Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?” San ta: He’s not studying, they are studying him! ***** Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam. ***** What’s Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What’s Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi ***** Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhne wala gadha. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan. ***** Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega! ****** P.S - Flips.. I dont see much you you these days !! wats up with that? :(