Which one is the married one? Teacher : “Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?” Little Johnny : “None Miss”. Teacher : “Could you tell me why?” Little Johnny : “Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away”. Teacher : “Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking.” Little Johnny : “Miss, while were asking questions, could I ask you one?” Teacher : “Its a bit irregular, but go on then” Little Johnny : “There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?” Teacher (rather embarrassed) : “Err… I suppose it was the last one.” Little Johnny : “Well Id have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking.”