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To all my friends at Sajha, Happy Friday and Merry Christmas !! Have fun and be take care guys!! Just to let you know that you all are wonderful and I value your friendship !!! Here's something which might or might not be relevant for us...It's interesting and fun nevertheless... This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, but only when deserved....They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know. A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free".Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage. :) Sorry guys no offense..Dedicated to all the 40+ women out there and of course to the about to be 40+ woman who forwarded this to me..u know who you r and I'm glad you're around for better or for worse..thanks and have fun...

sndy
Dec 22, 2006 10:49 AM · 3,095 views
13 Replies
Captain Haddock Dec 22, 2006 11:11 AM
I totally concur with Rooney. Happy Friday, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Seasons Greetings, Happy Hanukah, Happy Kwanza and Happy Winter Solstice to everyone including all the women over 40! :)
nails Dec 22, 2006 11:22 AM
yeah yeah!! happy everything to everyone!! :D
sndy Dec 22, 2006 11:25 AM
ditto..
mohanB Dec 22, 2006 1:09 PM
I agree with Rooney..40+ women look beautiful with bright red lipsticks.
Sandhurst Lahure Dec 22, 2006 1:22 PM
Who is this Rooney chap? Wayen Rooney could not have said that - he can't even talk 'English'. What complete and utter crap! :-) Hey Capt, can you pass me my golf iron (the driver, please), so I can go and sort out his male-hating buttock! :-) Bingo... birdie... :-) Been a good whack of time since I tried my shots last! :-) Banters aside, who in the sansaar coined this bizzarre turn of phrase btw: Male Chauvinist Pigs? ""Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage. :) "" Now this is worrying for both the good ol Capt and yours truly! So, our collective fate is sealed eh, Capt? The bichaaraa us! :-) The deduction then: You and me : the most eligible bachelors for ever! :-) *********** Thanks for sharing sndy - v merry Christmas and a happy new year. Have a good one.
rockend Dec 22, 2006 1:25 PM
Lau ja ma pani bhandinchu sabai lai........... advance ma......... katii aru haru le matra bhane........ sabai lai merry christmas........ anduuu haappu naya year..........2007 re kya........ wish you all a new life........ wid a new step forward......... -Rockend
Captain Haddock Dec 22, 2006 1:34 PM
I can drink to being an eligible bachelor forever! And to the endless availability of Padma Laxmis! :P Geez, we should stop talking about married women before the dinner invites stop coming ;) But dude, unless you think women are cows, why bother about the pig comment, no? :D ha ha ha ....
Sandhurst Lahure Dec 22, 2006 1:41 PM
Capt,,, :-)))))))))) :0)))) ""Geez, we should stop talking about married women before the dinner invites stop coming ;)"" heheheh Quite right mate... quite right.. the other half had better not see these cheeky small talk of ours... I will be in a thulo trouble! :))))))))) MC-pigs eh... :-)
sndy Dec 22, 2006 1:44 PM
lol capt. saab...you sure make me laugh... But dude, unless you think women are cows, why bother about the pig comment..very true..
Captain Haddock Dec 22, 2006 2:14 PM
LOL @ Sandurst again!! He sure is a fauji at heart! I am bursting from the sides now .... ha ha ha. Dude, there can never be another like you! SNDY - I am hitting the highway now. Have a swell one!
rockend Dec 22, 2006 6:07 PM
hey sndy........ planning to be there in canada next year............ I mean in 2007......... I wish my wish will be fulfilled............ re kya.......... Well captain......... search for a nice wine for you for tonight........... and go ttooo bed............. -Rockend
sndy Dec 22, 2006 6:47 PM
Rocky, good luck and may your wish come true..and have a wonderful weekend..
rockend Dec 22, 2006 7:04 PM
Thankyou thankyou!!!!!!!!!!!! hmm same to you......... well back after shopping.......... lil bit.......... -Rockend
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