Help, the titanic is going to be drowned! Everybody in the ship is shouting,crying,running or praying to god. Just then an Italian asks the nearby sardarji in the ship. Italian: How far is the land, from here? Sardarji: Two miles. Italian: Only two miles? Then Why are those fools making noise. I have got the experiance of swimming even more. The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the surface to ask something again. Italian: Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here? Sardarji : Downwards. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *********************************************************************** There was a barber in a small US town. One day a Florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies: 'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service'. The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.A Cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber and the barber replies: 'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service'. The Cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a dozen Donuts waiting at his door. An Indian Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber and barber replies; I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a Community Service'. The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what.......... he finds there - A Dozen Indians waiting for a free Haircut...... *********************************************************************** Hubby : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why? Wife : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one ?" Peace