A joke A yankee, a Jew and a dhoti are all 3 sentenced to death. The judge tells them: "I am a good guy, so I will allow you to choose the way you want to die...". The yankee says: "Hang me, just like in the Old West"; they hang him, he dies... Then the Jew said: "I want you to put me in an oven, kill me like Hitler killed my ancestors!"; they cook him, he dies... The dhoti comes laughing and the judge reminds him: "there is nothing funny about death you know..."...the dhoti apologizes and says he wants to be infected with the most dangerous form of HIV/AIDS...they inject it and the Indian bursts out laughing: "HA! HA! I am not going to die...! I was wearing a custom made condom!!"