Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye: >Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh jyada ho, 5 minute mein taiyyar ho, and >Raat bhar sone na de > >---------------------------- > >Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta ? >Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom' ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke >baithoon? > >---------------------------- > >A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector >Friend: How was ur first night? >Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and >Rs 500 for no helmet > >---------------------------- > >Ek sawaal: Duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai? >Jawaab: Soye huye pappu par condom chadhaana > >---------------------------- > >Ladies hostel warden calls electricity office & complains: Aaj to aadmi >bhej do, ladkiyan 3 din se mombatti se kaam chala rahi hain > >---------------------------- > >Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye > >Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi? >Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE... > >----------------------------- > >A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent >telegram to her parents - Meena First Class in Bed! > >----------------------------- > >Jab tumahara rape hua to tumne kya mehsoos kiya? >Girl: Laddoo agar zabardasti bhi khilaya jaye to bhi lagta to meetha hi hai > >----------------------------- > >A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye? >Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara >Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja > >----------------------------- > >Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport >today >Lady: But I'm not pregnant >Driver: But we hvn't reached airport yet > >----------------------------- > >Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my business for one week >Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months > >----------------------------- > > >Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne >lagi >Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga > > >----------------------------- > >Why is golf called a wrong game? >Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole instead of holding the ball n >putting the stick in the hole.