*Lessons in Logic** ** > > **If your father is a poor man,** > it is your fate but, > if your father-in-law is a poor man, > it's your stupidity.* > > *......................................................................... * > > *I was born intelligent -** > education ruined me. > ** > ......................................................................... * > > > *Practice makes perfect.....** > But nobody's perfect...... > so why practice?* > > *.........................................................................** > ** > > > **If it's true that we are here to help others,** > then what exactly are the others here for? > ** > **.........................................................................* > > > *Since light travels faster than sound, ** > people appear bright until you hear them speak. * > > *......................................................................... * > > > *How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ** > ** > **.........................................................................* > > > *Money is not everything.** > There's Mastercard & Visa.** * > > *......................................................................... * > *** > > > **One should love animals.** > They are so tasty.* > > *......................................................................... * > > > *Behind every successful man, there is a woman** > And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. > ** > .........................................................................* > > > *Every man should marry.** > After all, happiness is not the only thing in > life.* > > *......................................................................... * > > > *The wise never marry.** > and when they marry they become otherwise **. ** > ** > ......................................................................... * > > > *Success is a relative term.** > It brings so many relatives. * > > *.........................................................................** > ** > > > **Never put off the work till tomorrow** > what you can put off today.* > > *......................................................................... * > > > *"Your future depends on your dreams"** > So go to sleep > ** > **.........................................................................* > > > *There should be a better way to start a day ** > Than waking up every morning* > > *.........................................................................** > ** > > > **"Hard work never killed anybody"** > But why take the risk* > > *......................................................................... * > > > *"Work fascinates me"** > I can look at it for hours > ** > .........................................................................* > > > *God made relatives;** > Thank God we can choose our friends. * > > *.........................................................................** > ** > > > **The more you learn, the more you know,** > The more you know, the more you forget > The more you forget, the less you know > So.. why learn. > ** > > ......................................................................... * > > *A bus station is where a bus stops.** > > A train station is where a train stops.* > > *On my desk, I have a work station....** ** > **what more can I say........* > > > > > ** > *LUV & REGARDS,* > ** > *HONEY* I got this on my mail