thre is a gud s tory about fart.. U might learn something from this.. Read it carefully!!!! Ok, the situation is like this, Somewhere in this world , veteran farters have gathered to prove themselves. The whole competition narrowes down to 3 farters from US, russia and ofcourse Nepal. The final round is supposed to be like this. the competant goes in the arena , farts and comes back. decision is based upon visible effects and acoustics of the fart itself plus fatality in terms of inhalation... 1st guy, russian.. everyone can hear a big bang .....shatters the window pane behind the judges desk....Bravo... 2nd guy, american...Even bigger bang.... the whole wall shakes as if a big earthquaake had just ripped thru the ground beneath the place....Spectators.. hand on nose.. each one of them... 3rd guy, nepali.... No audible noise but lethal and pungent!!!! decision comes after few minutes.......there goes the gold medal to Our own nepali guy....Everyone in shock and awe except judge......he is asked why nepalse won? he quietly oints his fingers in the wall....... there lies lord jesuses cross and one can clearly see his left hand off the crucification defending his nose!!!!! secret : raw onions:hehehehheh